It was my brother’s birthday cake, and the entire loaf took a nosedive from my wife’s lap onto the passenger side floorboard of our car. It landed without hesitation in one proud “splat”. My wife [...]
Back in elementary school, Perry was the kid who tucked in his shirt the full 360 degrees. So far down that if he wasn’t wearing long pants, his shirt might stick out the bottom of his shorts. [...]
Dear Nathaniel, When you saw him in your rearview mirror and thought otherwise, you were wrong. He flipped you off. And again when you drove past him and he cursed at you, he did then too. And [...]