Forgiving Those Dirty Hands
Somewhere between Connecticut and South Carolina, there came an abrupt tug at my left wheel and smoke began pouring out the back. Inside the cab of my Jeep sat my wife and 2 dogs, who I’m certain [...]
I’m not cool enough for Warped
A tall girl clutching a few sheets of stapled paper picked up her longboard and waved to us to follow her. It was humid and a handful of us followed her closely through the crowd and into the [...]
How to Slowly and Surely Murder Your Relationship
My door flung open, and before her face even peered through it, she was yelling, “Drive the damn speed limit!!!!” This woman had been tailing my car for half a mile. You’d be lucky if you could [...]
When We Don’t Address the Root
I’ve painted the kitchen, the master bedroom, the living room, the downstairs bathroom and the master bathroom. I’ve raked over 18 bags of needles in the backyard, replaced a pane in the back [...]